Question: How many Genders are there? Katie Hopkins: Two. Question: And they are? Katie Hopkins: Male female. Question: But what about someones right to tell you what their gender is? Katie Hopkins: No problem at all. So it’s you, you’re gonna tell me what your gender is. But in a less fucked world, I don’t […]
This is a work in progress … it’ll be a bike ride route from Ostkreuz in Berlin to Kleinermüggelsee (for swimming), then up to Großer Müggelberg (tallest natural mountain in Berlin), over to Müggelberg tower, then a trip through the forest, then finishing at S Treptowerpark. Download GPX
Some pictures from the compound used by Yasser Arafat in Ramallah in Palestine during the Second Intifada. I remember hearing about this at the time, but based on the news at the time, I assumed he was stuck in some sort of hell hole the whole time. But it was actually surprisingly nice on the […]
Some snaps from my trip to Bethlehem with Brianna.
My bike was stolen yesterday. Here’s the replacement.
Brianna and I visited the Church of the Nativity in Bethlehem.
View of the beautiful Bethlehem suburb that Brianna stayed in whilst visiting Israel. I tried catching a photo of us with the homes in the background, but every attempt came out blurry and all we caught was a close up of us 😛
On advice from my old colleague and friend Josh, Brianna and I went to Bahai Garden in Haifa whilst in Israel.
Brianna and I visited the Garden of Gesthemane in Jerusalem.
Brianna and I visited the Church of the Holy Sepulchre.
I found this blast from the past in my Google Drive just now. They’re my dating profile pictures from 2005, back before dating apps were at all useful and only crazy people (including me) were on them. As far as I know, the last one was never used due to the excessive cringe factor. As […]
Some photos from Halloween 2015 that got lost in my photo storage.
Some pictures from Orange Bay in Egypt, with Liuba.
Some photos from a recent trip to the pyramids of Giza.
Some pictures from a trip Liuba and I made to the Sphinx, in Egypt.
Some pictures from a snorkeling trip in Egypt.
My first order of a Gaba based drink arrived today 🙂 It’s Sentia Red, which is intended as an alcohol replacement.
Some photos from my visit with Liuba to the Egyptian Museum in Cairo recently.
Liuba and I went to see Light Park Tenerife, a park with glowing sculptures. I have to say, this was quite a crappy park and is not worth the trip to get there, or the €11 entry fee. There was a demonstration of … I’m not sure what. It was some dude trying to look […]
Liuba and I took a boat trip in Tenerife to go see Pilot Whales in the wild. Such majestic beasts.
I’m not a fan of overpriced ornaments that don’t serve any real purpose. I’d rather spend a bit more on things that are both functional and good-looking. But there’s one exception to this rule for me – luxury chess sets. I’ve been fascinated by these beautiful sets since I was a kid. I love the […]
I’d never been to a water park before. The closest I’d been, was to hydroslides at water pools. Liuba and I noticed that there was a water park near where we were staying in Tenerife, but were surprised to find out that it was rated one of the best water parks in the world! I […]
Liuba and I went on a winter getaway to Tenerife. We had perfect weather.
So this happened. Then this happened. And now I’m all smooth again 🙂
Some photos I took while hanging out with Liuba, watching the beautiful new years eve fireworks in 2022.
RIP to the beautiful Aquadom which ruptured recently, sending it’s contents into the hotel lobby below. I used to love hanging out there and working on my computer beneath the fish.
Egg fried rice background show.
Calculation of how much I ate in celebration once … 1683 kcal Milka Orea chocolate 1716 kcal Vienetta ice cream 2008 kcal Magnum Classics 990 kcal Lindt toffee bites 602 kcal Milka Alpinemilch chocolate ~7000 kcal https://www.facebook.com/photo/?fbid=10160077318341789
Question from Jo Zayner on Facebook. So that we can better describe people. Just like we define objects like cars and bikes, even though there’s an obvious grey area between them. – answer from me
Julia and I went fruit picking in a little orchard in Potsdam.
We found these lions hanging out in a tree in the Serengeti. They appeared to give zero damns about us being there and seemed to totally ignore us.
This little hyena was chilling out in a hole in the ground in the Serengeti. When we drove over, he popped out of his hole to check out what the loud metal thing was doing.
We saw what felt like hundreds of giraffes all over the Serengeti. I feel they are somewhere between beautifully graceful and clumsily strange.
This majestic beast caught a gazelle right in front of us (I didn’t catch it on camera unfortunately). Our friendly tour guide drove over to it so that we could have a good look. It seemed a bit grumpy at us for being there though. I think it thought we were going to take away […]
Some hippo’s we saw in Ngorongoro National Park.
Borrowed from https://www.facebook.com/groups/SymposiumBerlin/posts/3249716391938130/. Original possibly from https://mobile.twitter.com/AssignedMale/status/1571159132991889415.
Our super friendly tour guide allowed us to drive his Toyota Landcruiser on the final day. I wasn’t too keen on breaking his vehicle, so let Basia take over the driving duties. She did an awesome job and didn’t break the truck 🙂
We didn’t fly in the balloon, but it was fun to see it whizzing over our heads.
Mo took this slightly artsy photo of me during a walk around Tempelhofer feld in Berlin.
This stunning piece of photography is of the only rhinoceros we saw in Tanzania. It was in Ngorongoro National Park and it was a really long way away. This photo was taken through binoculars and cropped into oblivion. The blur of dark grey pixels in middle, is the rhino 😉
During our safari tour, we found all of the “big five” animals, lion, elephant, buffalo, rhino and … not the last one, the leopard. We were still happy, but after exiting the park area our tour guide suddenly hit the brakes and told us to look out the right hand side. Sure enough, slowly meandering […]
Shot from the beach in Zanzibar. The water there was incredible. I spent ages just floating about on my back. It was the perfect temperature to just relax in the water.
A beautiful herd of giraffes we spotted meandering their way across Tarangire National Park.
This little rascal was running around a picnic area stealing bananas. Our tour guide said we could eat bananas when he was at the table, but that if he left or we walked away from him, that the moneys would attack. I was confused. Why would they avoid him, but not us? The answer was […]
Monkeys at Cheetah Rock wildlife sanctuary.
This is one of the worlds only domesticated zebra’s. We saw it at the Cheetah Rock wildlife sanctuary.