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Iceland
My dear friend Brianna and I had a blast and a half in Iceland! Original file
Limerick
Here are some photos I took in Limerick at new years eve 2016.
The beauty of jokes like this, is who is most likely to understand them
Meeting R2D2
I met R2D2 today. He seems like a pretty swell guy. I was surprised how big he is, but I guess it makes sense that he’s a bit chunk since Kenny Baker needed to fit inside him.
The cast is off :D :D :D
My stupid cast on my arm has been bugging me for weeks, and now it’s off 😀 😀 😀 I can now clean my right arm pit and scratch my nose whilst eating 😀
Arm art
This is what happens when you let adults loose with a marker pen on your arm.
Busted arm
Well this blows arse :/ I was riding one of those nifty little shared Mobike bike’s along a cycle lane in Berlin when I bumped a concrete raised bit beside the path with the tyre, so I tried to move away from it. But somehow the whole tyre lost grip and the bike dropped to […]
Visiting Sanssouci with Llynn
A video clip from a visit with Llynn to Sanssouci, a palace/park complex in Potsdam.
Working environment for the day
Spreepark
I snapped this on my phone while cycling past the abandoned Spreepark amusement park today.
Potsdam bike trip
Thanks to Craig for organising kick butt cycling trip to Potsdam 🙂
Hate
Well this escalated quickly! I responded to a question on Facebook regarding how to do deal with morons who ask extremely basic questions without bothering to search for an answer first. lol
Oslo winter 2018
I headed back to Oslo for the WordCamp Oslo conference, but also to visit some of my favourite humans. Download video file Thanks to Leah for providing the skiing clip of me. I have enough trouble staying upright on those darned skis let alone doing selfie videos 😉
Back skating at Schlachtensee
I headed back to Schlachtensee for some skating again, this time with more than just me on the ice 🙂 Download video
Skating on Schlachtensee
I went ice skating in Berlin today 🙂 Beautiful super thick super hard ice. I had the whole lake to myself except when a dad asked me if it was safe for his daughter to hop on for a photo opportunity. To my Berlin friends: Don’t try this unless you know what you are doing. […]
Fish n chips with ice cream
This is what happens when you order fish n chips from a drunk chef. Fish n chips, served with ice cream and a banana fritter. Not sure if genius or stupid. I enjoyed it very much 🙂
Lady Ryan
I keep seeing people posting these photos on Facebook of themselves as the opposite gender. Everyone else becomes ugly opposite gender person. Lady Ryan on the other hand is totally HOTTTT! I guess when you start from a low point, you can only go up from there 🙂
Elena’s visit to Berlin
Some pictures from a fun days worth of site seeing in berlin with Elena.
Lazing in a chair
More lost pictures from a trip to Jorday in 2016.
My fridge
Sim racing rig
People in Jordan
I found some old photos from 2016 which I hadn’t been posted yet. These are from the Wadi Rum desert in Jordan.
Cub Uniform
I thought I’d gained weight, but I tried out my Cub Scout uniform from 30 years ago, and it still fits!!!
Chocolate eclair dinner
I was feeling terrific this afternoon, so I decided to treat myself to a horrendously unhealthy but equally tremendously yummy dinner of chocolate eclairs. I went to the bakery and they had two left. The friendly Turkish man by the counter (who I had never met) asked me what I’d like and I said “Ich […]
Devil popcorn
How I almost died from eating excessively spicy popcorn.
Cuteness overload! Baby tiger.
Baby tiger. I want one!
Brussels!
Craig and I won a free trip to Brussels. We found some Smurfs and smurfettes along the way.
Brianna and I in Bucharest
Bucharest adventure
Thanks to Brianna and Neicey for an awesome trip to Bucharest in Romania 🙂
Brussels
I won a free trip to Brussels from some awesome Smurfs I bumped into in Berlin 🙂 Special thanks to Visit Brussels for making this happen. Thanks to Craig for joining me, and the sexy Smurfettes we met on the dinner tram for joining us afterwards. We even made it into the local news 🙂
Agent 47
I was told by some people online today, that I remind them of this guy … LMAO
Dick pics
I heard that everyone is sending dick pics these days, so figured I’d share mine with you all. This dick pic was taken in Bordeaux in France.
Ryan’s lazy arse fitness goal
My goals normally involve losing fat, eating more vegetables or drinking less cola. I have met every single goal I have set for myself which I publicly announced. So with this in mind, I decided to set a goal which would put me in better physical shape. Goal = to be able to do 100 […]
Computer upgrade
My gaming PC needed an upgrade to handle the Oculus Rift. It now looks super slick with a glass side panel and glowing internals 🙂
Bike tour to the Czech republic and Austria
We went on an awesome bike adventure in the Czech republic and Austria. Big thanks to Robo, Jiri and the others who made the event possible.
Fun day doing site seeing with Anna in Berlin
Anna and I went site seeing around Berlin. Too much stuff to see, not enough time! We went to Alexanderplatz, did the normal Brandenburger Tor touristy stuff, then headed to the DDR museum. Download video file
Crashing out Rubens Barrichello
Last night I caused Rubens Barrichello, the most experienced Formula 1 driver of all time to crash into me with his racing car.
20 millionth birthminute
It is with great joy that I can proudly say I have managed to not kill myself for 20 million minutes 🙂 I turned 20 million minutes old just now 🙂
Picnic at Karpfenteich
Beautiful summers day for a bike ride for a picnic by a lake.
Bike trip to Schwedt
We cycled from Strausberg to Schwedt in Germany, stopping off at a small border town in Poland along the way. A good time had by all 🙂
Jerking bum
Humans are inherently unhappy by nature. No matter how good their conditions are, they’ll always find something to be depressed about. I often wonder if the homeless bum jerking himself off in front of everyone is happier than everyone who is looking at him and thinking “what a miserable life he must have”. Response to […]
Quitting Cola part two
Part 1: Quitting Cola The rules: 1 month starting now Can drink cola if nothing else is available Caffeine free cola is allowed In reality this is a caffeine break. Cola is my only source of caffeine in my diet.
Sofia
I attended WordCamp Europe, a conference about WordPress, in Sofia Bulgaria in 2014.
Tag vs categories
The question of tags vs categories keeps coming every six months or so, so to avoid repeating myself over and over again, here’s an explanation for you all 🙂 For Tags vs Categories, first a brief history … In the early days of WordPress, tags were not a thing. The idea with categories, was that […]
Rainbow Git
Does Git normally output rainbow coloured responses?
Donald Trump
http://vid.pr0gramm.com/2017/06/12/27248d68ae0f3b36.mp4
Sim rig
My sim rig for competing in online racing league sims.
Treptower Park office
